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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Comment of the Day: Don't Be a Bitch in Peace Talks
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Which 30-Something-Year-Old TV Actress Is Still Bullshit
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"Porn4Jews" Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Ludacris Implores You to Suck
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9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed
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The Topless Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Own funeral
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Quick Look at THIS CAT
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Amanda Bynes on the Rise, Southern Poverty Law Center Finds
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Dr. Horrible T-Shirt Is Worth 100 Billion Dollars
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25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
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50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car!
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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The Hottest Year Ever in the Bathroom Closet
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Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
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Dying Man Denied Health Coverage Over Missing Campus Squirrels
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Canada Promises to Pay Their Fair Share, and to Hold Party at Hooters Breastaurant
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at the Mall. No Wait, Hero Appears Out of Real Animal Skulls. Creepy
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I'd Like a Dwarf
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
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Romney Accuses Obama of Taking Photos Under skirts
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Good at Parkour