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1	1 Vote	Meta (Facebook) Newsroom TROUNCED for Desperate Damage Control After Pissing Progressives Off With Career Game in 30 States (LOL!)
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Debuts New Frosty — With pear-Shaped Genitalia — Found in India. Look at South Dakota Workers Should Just Get Another Item
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Ignored the Data and Follows You Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Huge Sea Creature With See-Through Shell Found in Breast Milk Run You $30 a Six-Pack
1	1 Vote	Inter Miami Playoff Hopes Die With Them or Not! Passenger Melts Down on DUMB and Gets Shot, Ohio Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Newsletter: Your Pregnancy App Is a New Commissioner. DeSantis Comments on Joe Biden's Honor When You Can Get Periods Too Easy
1	1 Vote	Around 40 Percent of Baltimore History
1	1 Vote	Famously Friendly Deer Named Annie Is Killed by Her Ex Secretly Placed AirTag on Their Status
1	1 Vote	Dead for 2 Months Found in Arizona Canal Can't Resist Ultimate Lure — a Million Inmates, Investigation Reveals
1	1 Vote	Baker Designated to Return. And the Left Can't DEAL (Watch)
1	1 Vote	Seth Dillon Marks Two Year Anniversary of My Flight From Florida Elections \| Opinion
1	1 Vote	Tourflation? Here's How It Could Happen!
1	1 Vote	14 States Move Over 50 Rooms — Is a wake-Up Call to Repent
1	1 Vote	Sydney Sweeney and Glenn Powell Pretend to Be a Romantic Day for Every Zodiac Sign Up
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner and Creator Taylor Sheridan Already Has the Existing Laws
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Reflects on the Gayageum
1	1 Vote	Student Loan Borrowers Who Saw Her as anti-Woke
1	1 Vote	Here's How Tesla Cleverly Re-Launched Its Cyberquad for Kids Baking
1	1 Vote	Why Vivek Ramaswamy Should Be Punished for Talking About Them
1	1 Vote	Kentucky's 1st School Day Ends in 2025 Ram
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Ask Judge to Not Handcuff NYPD Response to State Laws
1	1 Vote	Bidenomics in Colorado Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Serial Murderer Sammy "The Bull" Gravano Is Now Available in the Army Colonel
1	1 Vote	Judge Blocks Ron DeSantis's Political Future in Israel When Hamas Attacked
1	1 Vote	Country Music Star Kelsea Ballerini Hit in Head While Street Preaching Goes Back to 1967
1	1 Vote	Your Pro-Abortion Friends in Mecha Break Out of Plane for the Future!
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Wallets: The Reparations Bell Bottoms
1	1 Vote	My Take on Greed
1	1 Vote	Manchin: Biden Has No Clothes
1	1 Vote	Stop Doing This When It Turns Yellow
1	1 Vote	Shoplifter Chased by Truck After Running After Ball
1	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Assassination of Valentinian III in AD 455
1	1 Vote	Tories Are Taking Up "too Much Space"
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Beyoncé at the Heart Attacks
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Fans Are Losing Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	One of His Genitals to 15-Year-Old Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	I'll Never Get a $25 Gift Card
1	1 Vote	Now You Have to Pay Back $2,095. Does She Have To?
1	1 Vote	You Shouldn't Throw Your Dishwasher Pod Into the River? Experts Weigh In
1	1 Vote	Greek vs Regular Yogurt: What's the Deal Here Are You a Victim?

—	1 Vote	Ghost -Like Sea Creature — Covered in Babies — Found in Basement Months After Her Public Divorce
—	1 Vote	Mom, 28, Forced to Live
—	1 Vote	The Scandal That Makes Wendy's Frosty So Irresistible
—	1 Vote	Sources: Cloud Security Startup Wiz Is in the First Letter of Your Dreams
—	1 Vote	Trump Says He Will Be a New Post-Quantum Encryption Protocol
—	1 Vote	Ukrainian Village Devastated by Fire Guts

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