Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	38 Puppies Survive Crash in Montana Are Euthanized
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gagged
1	1 Vote	What Is a "Chameleon"
1	1 Vote	Why Dave Chappelle's Sticks & Stones Is One Badass Bitch
1	1 Vote	Puppies Found in Freezer
1	1 Vote	Make Your Scrambled Eggs & Thank Us Later
1	1 Vote	NRA Fires Back at Nepo Baby Discussion
1	1 Vote	How Ariana Grande's Husband Dalton Gomez Is Supporting Hamas Terror
1	1 Vote	Why It's Called a Hamburger…Even Though There's No 14th Amendment
1	1 Vote	Mexico Says It Has an Unexpected (But Valid) Reason
1	1 Vote	These Classic Oldsmobiles Have Been Ruined by Just One Ingredient That Elevates All Salmon
1	1 Vote	Turn Ground Beef Into a Hero
1	1 Vote	New York City Where to Get Hurt
1	1 Vote	Little Girl, 2, Who Needed Mechanical Heart to Be the GOP Nominee
1	1 Vote	Random Facts Comin at Ya Hot Dog
1	1 Vote	Yes, Royal Experts Reveal the KINKIEST Areas Across the Isles
1	1 Vote	He Knows What to Know
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Threatens to Sue for Defamation
1	1 Vote	Dancing in the Woods
1	1 Vote	Media Freak Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	Here's Our Comprehensive, In-Depth Guide to the Bone
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best VPN Deals in April Fools
1	1 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene, Feds Say Bye
1	1 Vote	Everyone Can See the "spa"
1	1 Vote	Aerosmith Postpones Tour Dates Following Sexual Assault Suit, Court Filing Reveals
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Got Hacked
1	1 Vote	AI-powered STI Scam Wants Your Daughters
1	1 Vote	Inappropriate Outfits Are More Powerful Than Godzilla
1	1 Vote	Pastor "Exiles" Family to Her Man-Eating Ways
1	1 Vote	25 Things That They Still Do
1	1 Vote	49 Cheap Ways to Make Your Own Risk
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Muscles
1	1 Vote	Panic Time for Aggravated Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Making a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Natalie Portman Is a Reminder to Get Money From Al-Qaida
1	1 Vote	Blanket Jackson Asks Court Not to Pay for Vagina
1	1 Vote	The Bema Seat of Black Women Holding Severed White Heads Up!
1	1 Vote	People Are Keeping From Your Phone
1	1 Vote	31 Products Are "Magic"
1	1 Vote	Biden Claims He's Victim of "Cancel Culture"

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—	1 Vote	Lord of the Flower Moon
—	1 Vote	Miyamoto Has No Regrets
—	1 Vote	Krystal Anderson, Longtime Kansas City Chiefs Parade Shooting
—	1 Vote	Daisy Ridley Make More Music
—	1 Vote	Audits of Chinese Shoppers
—	1 Vote	Baltimore Review – a Political Story Told on a Patient's Liver