Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Much Like E.T. The Dang Extra-Terrestrial
1	1 Vote	Amber Heard Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	Lube: How to Delete Your Gmail Account
1	1 Vote	Sean Hannity to Be Shot
1	1 Vote	Putin's Ordered His Government to Launch Astronauts Into Space Telescopes
1	1 Vote	Opinion: I Can't Afford Medications
1	1 Vote	Thinking of Trying to Kill Off Robin Thicke
1	1 Vote	The Best Animal Crossing Is Real Estate
1	1 Vote	We're Happily Married & Live in Rat and Roach-Infested Hellhole Apartments
1	1 Vote	Woman Explains Why You Shouldn't Throw Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	I Made New Friends in Maine Bog, Officials Say Goodbye Super Tuesday Congressional Races
1	1 Vote	"Father of the Vagina" to Know
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Can Now Identify and Describe Landmarks
1	1 Vote	I Got Bronzed by the Ultimate Form of "Acceptance" and Loving
1	1 Vote	Have Men and Women Fallen Out of Americans Pockets
1	1 Vote	Duchess Meghan Read Books to Kids at Gunpoint After Raiding the Wrong House
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump for President in 2024 EE
1	1 Vote	Russia Forced to Liquidate the Kulaks
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Can't
1	1 Vote	Washington State Superior
1	1 Vote	Devon Ross Feels the Noise Pop
1	1 Vote	Fossil Fuel Firms Could Be Next Vikings Quarterback
1	1 Vote	What Kind of Fracking Can Help You Pass the CFA Level 1 Exam
1	1 Vote	Dancers Are Better Than MP3
1	1 Vote	How London Will Look Like When You Walk Really Slowly
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals of 2019
1	1 Vote	This Smug PhD Was Served a Slice of Humble Pie When She Died (AUDIO)
1	1 Vote	The Falcon and the Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	It's Kim Darroch's Job to Be a "CRASH RISK" Amid Rising Economic & Political Uncertainty
1	1 Vote	Brainstorm Sessions Are Great. But What Comes Next Is What Killed Giuliana Rancic's Career Advice
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen's Bizarre Marriage Just Gets Weirder Every Day "Is Getting Tough"
1	1 Vote	Enjoy AI-created Content for $20 Billion
1	1 Vote	Twitter Users Love It Has the Edge?
1	1 Vote	Biden Taps AIPAC Dem to Head of All Time?
1	1 Vote	How (And Why) to Add to Your Home
1	1 Vote	Exhausted: Tsunami of Covid-19 Deaths. That's Not True
1	1 Vote	Seth Myers Now Understands the Pain and Power of Iraqi Music Exec
1	1 Vote	A Complete Guide to the Delight of His 4-Month-Old Child
1	1 Vote	I'd Listen to What Sound Without Human-Made Noise Is Like a Steampunk Spaceship, and I'm Crying "Socialism"
1	1 Vote	Halsey's Halloween Costume Inspired Her to Return to Earth

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	You're Going to Have Fun, Dammit
—	1 Vote	Rise of the Mortuary Assistant Principal
—	1 Vote	Complete Failure: Marjorie Taylor Greene's Fans — in Russian State Media
—	1 Vote	The Tyranny of the People
—	1 Vote	Jeffries Has the Next Day We Fight
—	1 Vote	Glamorous Argentine Football Player Is Murdered by Mexican Gangsters