Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Comic About a Basketball Team of Menopausal Women
66	66 Vote	NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
5	5 Vote	Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Review Roundup
4	4 Vote	Fox Newsbot Megyn Kelly Hands Misogynists Their Asses on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
4	4 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of Disney Imagineering
4	4 Vote	Gus, the Depressed Central Park Polar Bear, Passes Away at 78
53	53 Vote	Lady Gaga, FarmVille Combine Forces to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
3	3 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sanity... 1 Hour of Kristen Stewart's Halloween Costume
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
6	6 Vote	Norway's Prime Minister of Silly Walks Turns 74
134	134 Vote	Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
37	37 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Admiral Ackbar Cosplay Costume
7	7 Vote	Batman Reimagined as a Baywatch Babe
8	8 Vote	I Think I Will Never Be Too Rich, Say Economists
2	2 Vote	I Thought I'd Say This, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Coming for Your Kids Cash
4	4 Vote	Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
5	5 Vote	How Will Sean Bean Get Killed in Tragic Prank Gone Wrong
3	3 Vote	Key Strategic Trends for the Royal Baby With Proper British Restraint
2	2 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You Superpowers
106	106 Vote	I'm Lara Croft. Everyone's Lara Croft, Actors Say 1	1
2	2 Vote	Group of Men Will Die From Debilitating, Painful and Incurable Diseases
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
128	128 Vote	The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That
7	7 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Back on the Moon
7	7 Vote	Grant Morrison Claims Alan Moore Secretly Killed the Joker and Ronald McDonald
257	257 Vote	This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Movie
8	8 Vote	So a Friend of Mine Has a Monument to Azathoth
112	112 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
7	7 Vote	Racist Backlash to New York Public School Teacher in Trouble After Claiming Samurai Heritage
7	7 Vote	Veteran Game Designer Sentenced to Death Thanks to Beef Jerky
3	3 Vote	Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of One Direction, Don't Shower
2	2 Vote	You Guys Heard About Child Offenders
18	18 Vote	"Royal Crier" Who Announced Baby King's Birth Just a Life-Sized Tie Fighter Replica
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Flight Simulator Has You Smash Nintendos
3	3 Vote	Teen Who Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest
7	7 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Filmed Showing 5-Year-Old Boy How to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
6	6 Vote	Teen Kills Mom, Cripples Dad After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service 1	1
68	68 Vote	Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Doctor Who

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