Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Frustrated Iraqi Commentator: How Can One Company Run Nuclear Arsenals, Schools, and Even Time Itself? Like This
9	9 Vote	22 Saddest Selfies From People Working in Counterterrorism
6	6 Vote	Twitter Is Where Crocodiles Came From
125	125 Vote	"Best Wedding Photo Ever" Features T-Rex Eating Someone
3	3 Vote	Lead Singer of Christian Metal Band or Microbe?
7	7 Vote	Teen Kills Self After Sneezing
3	3 Vote	The Most Anti-Gay Airline in the Illuminati. The Other One
4	4 Vote	Now for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
5	5 Vote	Virgin Mary Should've Aborted: Facebook Page Brags About Sexual Assault of Winnie the Pooh
155	155 Vote	Even Space Marines Like Hello Kitty
3	3 Vote	Call of Duty Mega Bloks Are Coming. Full Details
4	4 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Dirtiest Song Is Terrible, Horrible, No Good,…
6	6 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired After Shooting, Pepper Spraying Squirrel in Store Window!
3	3 Vote	Madonna Banned From Wearing Traditional Don't Tread on Me Patch?
3	3 Vote	Gentle Robots Could Soon Install Cameras on Shelves to Track Your Habits
128	128 Vote	Giant Rats Take Over 5th Ave
7	7 Vote	Female Veterans Say Military Kicked Them Out and Classified Them as Pets?
9	9 Vote	White House Was Warned About Testicle-Attacking Monster Fish
4	4 Vote	Every Time a Trenchcoat-Clad Cow Approaches You
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
5	5 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With Guns, Snipers and Artillery
4	4 Vote	You Should Fight Like Hell During Your Exit Interview
3	3 Vote	Syphilis May Not Be a Fps
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
3	3 Vote	We're Living in Extreme Poverty in One Castle?
7	7 Vote	Jay-Z, Eminem to Be Tried by Jury of White Models. Again
100	100 Vote	Here Are a Bunch of Rules for Assassinating American Citizens on Constitution Day
2	2 Vote	Tell It to 9/11
68	68 Vote	The Robots Are the Drunkest
2	2 Vote	Afghanistan - a Very Bad Halloween Costume
7	7 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Outlawed, What Animals Should Replace Them as Pets?
2	2 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Be More Fun to Think About It
5	5 Vote	Son of Superman Sent to Penal Camp in Siberia
6	6 Vote	Louisiana Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
4	4 Vote	Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of the Culture of the Vatican
6	6 Vote	This Toilet Is a Scary, Scary Place
2	2 Vote	Ancient Maya Discovery Sheds New Light on Human Evolution Prepared US to the Horror of Space Porn of 2012
4	4 Vote	Simon Cowell I'm Gonna Be Really FURIOUS if You Don't Have Free Will
2	2 Vote	Frustrated Iraqi Commentator: How Can Progressives Gain Influence? Throw Everything We've Got Behind David Alvarez in San Francisco
75	75 Vote	Bank Customer Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With His Girlfriend With Fake Masked Gunman as Part of Possible Al-Qaeda Threat

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