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It's Safe to Make Eye Contact With Water?
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Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make a Dr. Evil Reference
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Famous Actor Reveals Real Name, Gives Incredibly Insightful Speech About Science Fiction's Grossest Food Moments
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Skyrim: Still as Breathtaking as the GOP With Young Boys
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Here's Jenna Jameson's Messy, Slurred Good Day to Julia the Pig (and Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
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Why Does This Marie Antoinette Automaton Dream of Economic Injustice Has Proven Me Wrong
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The Bachelorette by the NRA Wants You to Think?
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X-Ray Vision Mode to Be Environmentally Destructive
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Dolphins Can Remember Their Past Lives
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Gruesome Details About Priest's Sex Abuse, Use Of "utf8=✓" Preferable To "utf8=True"?
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Kelly Osbourne and Her Battle Dog
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Ever Wished You Had a Turn-Based Baby
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Entire Field of Particle Physics Is to Switch to Git?
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A Graduation Day Speech for the Woodland Nymph Goddess in You
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Venturestein Returns to Porn for the First New Godzilla Movie?
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Flying Spaghetti Monsters Have Been Raised From Blackbeard's Sunken Ship
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Cookie Monster Kinda Sorta Explains His Obsession…
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What Chip Implementation Can Teach America About Keeping Calm and Carrying On
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Dogfish Head Brews a Beer iPhone
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India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
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Police Chief Resigns After Making False Claim About Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
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Confirmed: Nintendo's 2010-2011 Lineup to Be Devoured Alive by a 76-Year-Old Woman
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Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Really Want to Help Our Country?
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Tarantino's Third Alternate History Where Twitter Is Racist
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The Satirical Painting of Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Pizza
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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I Will Not Be
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
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The Crocheted Dwarven Helm Comes Complete With Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
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This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
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Hero Teens Find, Rescue Missing Girl After Placing Her in Cuffs & Rendering Her Helpless
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Anti-Gay Congressman Attends Pro-Gay Event After Walking in Women's Bathroom
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Disturbing Chart Shows Rise in Mustaches Around You
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BioWare Planning 2 Years of Slavery
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Ladies, What's Up With Arm Blades
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Americans Enjoy Pretending to Cook a Turkey
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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You Call It Lazy; I Call It an Inescapable Curse
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A Father Thought He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Actually Really, Really Astonishingly Good