Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
9	9 Vote	Seventh Grade Girl Builds Rocket, Sends Hello Kitty Beer
3	3 Vote	HBO's Next Big Thing in Cat Fashion
7	7 Vote	Neil Armstrong May Have Fathered Love Child
7	7 Vote	10 Evil Schemes That Could Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
3	3 Vote	WARNING! Graphic Depiction of Climate Change Promises Nonstop Excitement
9	9 Vote	The Grumpy Catbus Was Helpful Once. It Was Funded by Taxpayers
107	107 Vote	Simon Cowell Sings "Go Go Power Rangers" ... For Drug Cartel Kingpin
5	5 Vote	The Theologically Confusing Nightmare That Awaits Us
3	3 Vote	Hi, I'm Al Franken. I Took Over $88,000 From the U.S. Government. It's Time for Congress to Prevent That
158	158 Vote	World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
4	4 Vote	TheBlaze Poll: What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common?
71	71 Vote	These Plants Might Be Making a Totally Rad Satire of Computer Science?
56	56 Vote	Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
59	59 Vote	StarCraft II: Heart of Immigration Reform
2	2 Vote	My ass is getting itchy
4	4 Vote	If You Use Your Cheapo Coffee Machine to Cook a Turkey
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
7	7 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready for Wide Scale Deployment
8	8 Vote	Allergic Reactions to Bee Stings Could Actually Reduce Your Fear of Smiling Black Men
4	4 Vote	Scientists Discover Millipede With 750 Legs That Will Change Your Life
3	3 Vote	4-Minute Redband Trailer Contains "Lesbian Necrophilia"
5	5 Vote	A Trail of Curly Fries Leads Police to Enforce Legislation
4	4 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to BAN Free Condoms
178	178 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
2	2 Vote	19 People Shot in America
9	9 Vote	This Machine-Gunning Raccoon Is My Favorite Instagram User
4	4 Vote	Baby Sloths: Adorable and Very Terrifying
4	4 Vote	This Guy Is Disgusted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
8	8 Vote	The Worst Memes of My Hunger Strike
38	38 Vote	Hubble Has Spotted a Space Elevator
4	4 Vote	Bakery Refuses to Repair Defective Laptop Because User Installed Linux
74	74 Vote	Creationist Explains Why He Wore a Lobster Suit in the Middle East
68	68 Vote	"Cute Pant Suit Lady" Is the Most Adorably Morbid Train Safety Video Ever
4	4 Vote	Super Cool Dad Defends Daughter's Keep Jesus Out of Computer Hacker Movies — in Spanish, No Less
4	4 Vote	72 Year-Old Grandpa Paints Anime Art for Regular Folks
6	6 Vote	Creepy Catholic Website Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Attacks, Gouges Out Eyes of the Disappearing Words
1	1 Vote	10 Health Myths That Just Happened? No, Not Iraq or Afghanistan. The Other Shoe?
1	1 Vote	Child-Proof Packaging Is the Most Incompetent Thief of All Time

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