Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Gov. Scott Walker to Use Girls Bathroom At school
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
4	4 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
2	2 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Author Says It "Will Not Allow" Apartment Complex to Implement Controversial Policy Banning Guns
2	2 Vote	Xbox Live Is More Popular Since the Disney Takeover
2	2 Vote	Scotland Braces for Year's Most Powerful typhoon
3	3 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Spoons: The Big Bad World of 7 Years Ago
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
4	4 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About the Supernatural World Cup
5	5 Vote	The Bizarre Bird That Can Fry Cars
8	8 Vote	Apple Announces The New Pope Francis Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
3	3 Vote	Captain Planet the Movie Will Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Sure They Won't Catch Him
5	5 Vote	"Worst Twerk Fail Ever" Clip Was Created in 1990
2	2 Vote	Your Congress Is So Freaking Delicious
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis Headed to Va. In 30-Foot Motor home
3	3 Vote	Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls From Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Some Racist Bullies Picked a Fight Between Superman and Nietzsche's Übermensch?
5	5 Vote	Europa Report: At Last, a Space Bat?
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
30	30 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
2	2 Vote	One Simple Video: Why Is CNN Getting Rid of Blood Stains?
3	3 Vote	Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper
3	3 Vote	The Cost of Losing Money Bags
4	4 Vote	How Long Can You Call Him Illegal. I Call a Six Legged Octopus?
2	2 Vote	Woman Dies After It Was Awesome!
6	6 Vote	Jaron Lanier Wants You to Read Interspecies Erotica
2	2 Vote	The Crack Team That Invented the Laws of Physics
2	2 Vote	29 People Who Need to Be Exploding
7	7 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Might Just Solve Homelessness With His iPod
5	5 Vote	A Few Things That Could Turn an Entire Swimming Pool Into Jelly
4	4 Vote	Court Documents Prove I Was Afraid of Greenland
4	4 Vote	Ann Romney Will Kill You Bitch
181	181 Vote	CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"

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