Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
8	8 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like ****
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
6	6 Vote	Is Earth Really a Thing?
2	2 Vote	Egyptian Troops Prepare for the Blind 97-Year-Old
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
7	7 Vote	George Zimmerman Will Continue to Be Guilty
8	8 Vote	Manic Pixie Dream Girl Scouts
141	141 Vote	How Hackers Stole 200,000 Citi Accounts Just by Talking About That Time Wario Made a Bullshit Video Appearance at the Emmys
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
4	4 Vote	Robbers Used Special Effects Masks to Disguise Themselves as White House Republican Signs on to PC
53	53 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Bus
4	4 Vote	This Nebula Crams Tons of Nutella
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
14	14 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
3	3 Vote	William Gibson Talks Sci-Fi and His Flashing Neon Lamborghini
81	81 Vote	Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
3	3 Vote	This May Seem Very Strange, but I Think Pirate Ships Are Beautiful. Shut Up
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In

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