Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Bradley Manning Will Live as a Champagne Supernova
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
320	320 Vote	Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
8	8 Vote	There's a Great Future in 1983
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
50	50 Vote	Robots Took Over Your Lawn
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
6	6 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Strikes Back by Re-Releasing His Own Penis
5	5 Vote	Where's the Line Between Good and Bad News Bears
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
9	9 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Prom Photos?
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
3	3 Vote	This Man Should Have Known: Megaseconds Are Much Longer Than Previously Estimated
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows
7	7 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Feel Is alone
6	6 Vote	A Music Video That Doesn't Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Holiday Gifts for Your Horrible Mother-In-Law
2	2 Vote	A Japanese Cat Cafe That Specializes in Serving Up Hugs
5	5 Vote	Fox News Is the Cat's Pajamas
7	7 Vote	John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
2	2 Vote	Poll: Congress Significantly Less Popular Than Dog Poop
3	3 Vote	Grumpy Cat Movie Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
8	8 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into Pixels
7	7 Vote	World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
5	5 Vote	Larry Summers Should Not Exist
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
21	21 Vote	Tiny Paper Hats Are Extremely Dapper
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
4	4 Vote	Seriously, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Oval Office
4	4 Vote	The Little-Known Story of a Thigh Gap

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