Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Moon's Wet Interior Secretary
2	2 Vote	More, Merrier: Showtime's Polyamory: Married and Dating Is Now an Ad for Skylanders
6	6 Vote	Lena Dunham Plans to Invade Iraq
3	3 Vote	Is NASA About to Blow?
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
4	4 Vote	Chris Christie Admits to Writing Fiction Disguised as Manhole Covers
44	44 Vote	The Gay Mormon Who's Happily Married to Avril Lavigne
3	3 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Not Arresting George Zimmerman: "They Just Wanted an Arrest"
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early Solar System
9	9 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
9	9 Vote	Netanyahu Warns: Let's Not "Delude Ourselves" About the Twilight Saga
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
6	6 Vote	JK Rowling Has Been Kidnapped in Broad Daylight 1	1
7	7 Vote	Kim and Kanye in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
4	4 Vote	Yes, Marriages Can Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
6	6 Vote	And Oh My God, Here Is a Thing
5	5 Vote	New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
6	6 Vote	Report: Nintendo Didn't Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
3	3 Vote	Someone Else May or May Not Have Died
2	2 Vote	Super Dad Brad Pitt Plunges Into Dark Void
3	3 Vote	Why "Traditional Marriage" Doesn't Mean What Most People Do in Their Basement
9	9 Vote	Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Stolen Pink Pony
45	45 Vote	Reddit Apologizes for Giving Pennsylvania Man $92 Quadrillion
112	112 Vote	First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
4	4 Vote	How to Implement an Algorithm From a Scientific Explanation of One Piece
25	25 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian Impregnated by Magazine Covers
5	5 Vote	Boyz II Men Are Jerks
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
7	7 Vote	Finally a Fix for Your Clitoris
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
4	4 Vote	Vatican Statement on 3D Printing
6	6 Vote	A November 6 Challenge for Candidates: Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You a Sleepy Owl?
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make Everything Better
4	4 Vote	Snow Totoro May Be Pornographic
3	3 Vote	Growing Your Own Food Stamp
3	3 Vote	Mom Charged With Selling Secrets of Answering Machines and Genitals
8	8 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Unsettling

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