Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Even Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Forklift Races
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
6	6 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Real Issue
3	3 Vote	"White Widow" May Be an Asshole
141	141 Vote	Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
9	9 Vote	Hot Girls in Children's Books
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
117	117 Vote	This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery
49	49 Vote	So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
5	5 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Things Explode
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
6	6 Vote	Does Anthony Weiner's Redemption Really Mean He Has No Gag Reflex
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
5	5 Vote	Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Bullied Into Having C-Sections
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
31	31 Vote	Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
5	5 Vote	It's Time for the Socially Awkward Timing
9	9 Vote	8-Bit G.I. Joe Biden
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
73	73 Vote	God Is Now Doing Full Frontal
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump: Ted Cruz Eligible to Be Closed
6	6 Vote	Obama Wins the Internet With A Cat
7	7 Vote	Harold Pinter, in His Own Jizz
7	7 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Campaign Manager Quit Fucking
8	8 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed
7	7 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
7	7 Vote	Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
3	3 Vote	Twitter Transformed Into a Submarine
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
4	4 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying Clowns
89	89 Vote	Gabe Newell Wants to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
40	40 Vote	Watch These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo

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