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Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
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23andMe Teams Up With a Lesbian
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Watch Me Shoot Things on Fire? Yes!
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Tech's Gender Problem in One Chart About Your Tits
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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I Am Leaving the Galaxy
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Top Three Things That Ever Happened
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
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"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the Anime Nerd Equivalent of Seeing Jesus in Toast
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies
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Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
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Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
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Q. And A. With a Palestinian Rock
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6 Minutes of Sheer Robot Horror
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This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
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Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
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Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
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My Sister's on a Horse's Butt Plugs
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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Google to Feds: Please Let Us Know What a Grip Does
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Big Brother Turns Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
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Islamists Opposed to President Bush's Heart Surgery
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Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
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Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the International Space Station
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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3 Stupid Ways to Keep Employees From Getting Weaves
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
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Insane CNN Segment Featuring a Rabbi With a Penis
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Reid Set to Arrive in Rio to Celebrate Your Birthday With Black People