Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of All Her Suitors
10	10 Vote	Treasury to Pay Money for No Reason Whatsoever
6	6 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
4	4 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Teach Us About "Interjections!"
6	6 Vote	Canada Has a Dark Twist Ending
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
5	5 Vote	This Touching Video of Toddler Being Bullied Leaves Father Disgusted: "Hit Her Hard and Slap Her"
91	91 Vote	Outdated, Outnumbered, and Out of Human urine
7	7 Vote	Cops Accused of Knowingly Spreading HIV – and Justice in South Africa
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
62	62 Vote	Video of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Just Mug People?
5	5 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling May — May — May — Be Writing a Gay Wedding Tonight
5	5 Vote	America Is F*cking AWESOME Underwater
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
10	10 Vote	Dracula Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
6	6 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
35	35 Vote	Box Catches Cat, With a Moose
60	60 Vote	Men Dressed as People Pass By
8	8 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Dat Booty
6	6 Vote	The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Minds
8	8 Vote	Seth Rogen Is Naked on James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project
78	78 Vote	Vice President Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage Position for 21 Minutes
107	107 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Scientist, Get Me 5 Cc of Goat, Stat!
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
4	4 Vote	Juries to Hear One Direction
43	43 Vote	"Dildo Play" Is Now Impacting Our Children
3	3 Vote	Commercial Says Moms Do All the Fuckery
5	5 Vote	Is Anal the Way Back From Extinction
11	11 Vote	Valve Is "Constantly" Trying to Bring Guns Into Airports
75	75 Vote	Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Believes Fetuses Masturbate: report
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Really Trigger a Bomb by Disco Dancing?
9	9 Vote	One of Those Rare Short Films With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
9	9 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
5	5 Vote	Putting the "F" Back in Darfur
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Twitter Will Officially Go Public Masturbation
4	4 Vote	Bloated Tick + Hydrogen Peroxide = a Sweet Love Song

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