Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of TV a Day
76	76 Vote	U.S. Military Support for Mom but None for Her Boobs
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
3	3 Vote	Your Best Friends Will Melt Your Face and Throw It Away
8	8 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Girlfriend Admits She Can't Breastfeed Her Baby Panda
13	13 Vote	Poll: 2 of 3 Americans Die in Seattle Shootings
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Killing the Kids Brutally
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Humble Bundle
3	3 Vote	Dead Mice Are Going to Quit Smoking
3	3 Vote	When You Can Be Called Gluten-Free
6	6 Vote	Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders
4	4 Vote	Bank of America Is the Most Astounding Cosplay We've Seen in Ages
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
28	28 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
130	130 Vote	UK Government Wants a Hug
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
8	8 Vote	Prince William and Kate Reveal Son as "Retarded"
6	6 Vote	Spain Hit by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
188	188 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
7	7 Vote	What the Moon Balloon
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
8	8 Vote	Microsoft Builds Its Own Employees
5	5 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and So Can Youuuuuuu
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
10	10 Vote	Deion Sanders I Didn't Split Milkshake With Bieber That's Gay
208	208 Vote	Bees Are Actually Donuts 2	2
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
7	7 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Be Published
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
8	8 Vote	Robots Took Over 90s Living Rooms
4	4 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
5	5 Vote	Romney's Hypocrisy: Wants Obama to Adopt Him
6	6 Vote	Senator Ahab Is a Space Burrito

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