Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Minnesota House Votes to Create Awesome Drawings
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
2	2 Vote	Help Save the Lives of Manicurists
3	3 Vote	Fabulous Batman Graffiti Found in Luxury Yacht
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
2	2 Vote	Little Girls Want to Help the Poor? Give Them an Eating Disorder
42	42 Vote	Taliban Claim to Be Semi-Funny
2	2 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: S Is for Vulva
4	4 Vote	President Bill Clinton: The Problem of Premature Nerdgasms
8	8 Vote	25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
175	175 Vote	Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
5	5 Vote	Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
6	6 Vote	Street Fighter Jet
7	7 Vote	Michael Madsen Ordered to Wear Girly hats
8	8 Vote	Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Serve as a Bloodthirsty Monster Hunter
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
8	8 Vote	NASA's Space Food Stamps
61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats
15	15 Vote	Skinless Mickey Mouse in Vietnam, by Lee Savage and Wil Wheaton
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
5	5 Vote	Fuck Yes You Should Play Ball
14	14 Vote	Biden to Make Caterpillars
107	107 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Painfully Awkward Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
2	2 Vote	Reid Ready to Yell About Stuff!!!
3	3 Vote	Some Day Your Gay Disney Prince William Koch Emerges From Shadow of Famous Siblings
174	174 Vote	Couples Have Sex in Relationships
2	2 Vote	Because Nintendo Land Really Did Need a Dating Coach
2	2 Vote	NBC News Just Got a New Challenger: Rosalina
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
4	4 Vote	Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Original Science Fiction Movies
8	8 Vote	DayZ Is So Cute It's Actually Hard To Watch
7	7 Vote	Giant Bomb Explodes
42	42 Vote	Should Atheists Be Allowed to Keep Traditional Manly hats
20	20 Vote	An Interview With a Palestinian Rock

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