Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
4	4 Vote	Fruit Flies Bathe Their Young in Alcohol to Keep Obama's Birthplace Secret: How Come Everybody's Hiding This?
213	213 Vote	The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious 1	1
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
6	6 Vote	Pitiable Old White Man Alert
9	9 Vote	Choose Your Own Poop?
4	4 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Paid Sick Leave
7	7 Vote	Oprah Marries a Butler in a Sandbox
3	3 Vote	I Have to Start Suing Pirates
6	6 Vote	Ground Zero, Auschwitz, Anne Frank's House: Are These Actually Hot Dogs?
49	49 Vote	Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
137	137 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
43	43 Vote	"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess 1	1
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
8	8 Vote	Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Earth Orbit
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be

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