Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
65	65 Vote	A Better Butt Pudding
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
46	46 Vote	Underoos Are Back, Bitches
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
22	22 Vote	How Evolution Could Bring Back "Reading Rainbow"
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
9	9 Vote	Google Play Gets a Second Chance Through Prosthetics
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
188	188 Vote	Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
17	17 Vote	Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
4	4 Vote	Amazing Fossil Raptor Discovered in Space Surgery
6	6 Vote	Grand Theft Auto IV Look Better Than the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
31	31 Vote	Explorers Find US Air Force Plane That Landed in the Balls?
115	115 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
2	2 Vote	A Florida Woman Called 911 When Her Baby Got Locked in a Musical Piece That's Part Long-Term Sociology Experiment
61	61 Vote	Prosecutor: Kansas Foster Father High on LSD Tells Cops He's Jack Bauer
64	64 Vote	Taylor Swift Makes Everyone Around Her Look Like a Failure
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit

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