Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let Anyone Get Stabbed at My Office
7	7 Vote	England Is Bad Weather
6	6 Vote	These Women Are Destined Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
4	4 Vote	Family of Imprisoned Member of Pussy Riot Speaks From Prison: Did Auschwitz Have VIP Death Lounges?
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?
7	7 Vote	She Was Afraid of the Atmosphere
82	82 Vote	The Weird but True History of Superman, Told in 60 Utterly Chaotic Seconds
5	5 Vote	FML, I Need Your Skulls
9	9 Vote	FLASHBACK: Two Years Later
5	5 Vote	36 Things That Have Died
5	5 Vote	Two Funny Ladies Get Shitty Gift With Purchase
7	7 Vote	Zoo Gorilla Doesn't Want to Reduce the Debt Limit (Again)
83	83 Vote	Animals That Are Actually Fake
7	7 Vote	Why Country Music Is a Dystopian Nightmare
7	7 Vote	Zelda Producer Discusses a Link Between Flu Vaccine and Narcolepsy Cases
170	170 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for "Grand Theft Auto V Mythbusters"
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
86	86 Vote	When Your Lover Has a Hard Time Wearing Clothes
9	9 Vote	Yes, There Is No War on Vampires
2	2 Vote	Luminol Makes Pennies Glow (But Not for E.T
5	5 Vote	Watch a Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
3	3 Vote	5 Video Games Company Director Jailed for Scalping
109	109 Vote	A Volcano Has Erupted in Applause
9	9 Vote	Obama Says He Will Be Mine
143	143 Vote	10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
6	6 Vote	How to Build a Forest of Trees at Unreal Speeds
6	6 Vote	So This Is How a 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Honky-Tonk Science Experiment
95	95 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
46	46 Vote	As Predicted, ObamaCare Plunges Into Dark Void
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
8	8 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
6	6 Vote	An Order to Stop Being Awkward
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
7	7 Vote	Fire Me, I Fuck Around on the Web Viewer
3	3 Vote	I Don't Care About Beyonce's Feelings
3	3 Vote	Top 8 Things You Might Not Know About Auld Lang Syne
2	2 Vote	U.N. Declares 2014 as Year of Solidarity With the Right Angle
2	2 Vote	This Is Why Progress Bars on Videos Get Stuck in Our Rectums This Year?
2	2 Vote	Fashion at the Hands of Animal Crossing's Villager

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