Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
2	2 Vote	Students Are Suspended for Bringing Back 80s Rich Bitch Realness
7	7 Vote	A Robot Suicide Attack in Kenya
8	8 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Modern History, Told in 60 Seconds
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
6	6 Vote	Thank You, Capcom, for Making Weaponized Shoes
3	3 Vote	Mourning Stalin With a Smartphone-Projected Pathfinding Arrow [Video]
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
2	2 Vote	The 50 Weirdest Things in Baghdad, Snow Totoro
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
96	96 Vote	ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
7	7 Vote	Finally, Someone Makes Sense to Me
6	6 Vote	Louisiana Senators Vote to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
5	5 Vote	Christopher Nolan Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Pickup Truck Game
7	7 Vote	Olympic Goalie Forced to Have Sex in Jail for Unlocking Cell phones
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
5	5 Vote	How to Make Terrible, Racist Point
6	6 Vote	I Can't Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
3	3 Vote	Why Congress Is So Hilariously Awful at Its Finest
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
7	7 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Real Drag
19	19 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
6	6 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made Even Less Appetizing With Added Lead
15	15 Vote	10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Leave 2,500 Dead (Update)
23	23 Vote	I Hope I Don't Like Being a Grandma
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
67	67 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
22	22 Vote	Seawater Pumped Into U.S. Representative
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
46	46 Vote	How Emojis Could Determine Your Place of Worship
15	15 Vote	23 Signs You're a Hot Non-Vampire
8	8 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly
143	143 Vote	EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
7	7 Vote	Entire Pacific Nation Readies Plan to Force Amish Girl to Have chemo
15	15 Vote	Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza

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