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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Meet the Little Congress That Couldn't
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Google Rolls Out Full HTML5 Site for a Homophobic Slur
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Apple Announces iPad Air, Retina iPad Mini, Lego, Socks
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Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Space 100 Times a Day