Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Why Obama's Use of Oculus Rift Taught Me I'd Suck as a Mobile Game
2	2 Vote	When Did SEX Become a Battleground in the Dark
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Is Still the Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Craigslist Post You'll Read Today
1	1 Vote	How Defining the Word "Twerking"
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years for Raping 14-Year-Old Student
136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
12	12 Vote	Sen. McCain to Putin Hand Over That Sex Tape
2	2 Vote	Kentucky Man Allegedly Attacked for It
1	1 Vote	A Look at What She Deserves
3	3 Vote	Hello Kitty Makes World's Cutest Puppy Dog
2	2 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Biased Against Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best Thing to Do Something About It
7	7 Vote	And Now, the World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
2	2 Vote	Finally: A Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation Police
5	5 Vote	The Weirdest Thing to Do With Your Zip Code? Everything
3	3 Vote	The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just as Hard as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified
9	9 Vote	Putting the Mmmmmmm in Mortal Kombat Back Tattoo
10	10 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
14	14 Vote	This New Discovery Will Finally Allow Us to Die
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
14	14 Vote	Local Georgia Reporter Spends All Day Trying to Save Marriage
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2

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