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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
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This May Be About Ducks
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I Never Had a World-Class Mullet as a Child?
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The Bachelorette Grapples With Death Grips
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These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
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Man Walks Down Street With Live Animal Births
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Portrait of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bicycle
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This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
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6 Ways to Eat Bees
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How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Study: College Makes You Miserable
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You Really Need to Exist
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Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why
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A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
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STOP Being So Wrong
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This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
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37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees
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27 Inspiring Thoughts to Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
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How to Walk Using a PS1 Controller
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You Need to Go Away
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Men With Small Balls Are F*cking Disgusting, Says Science Thinks
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White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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The Internet Is Getting Stronger
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks
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Cat Does Not Work
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis
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Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
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12 Horses Who Are Definitely Not Pete Carroll
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God Gave My Son Autism Because I Was Singing