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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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50 Things You Might Have Heard
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree
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"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt