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The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
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Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
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Purgatory Is a Bad Choice for The Olympics
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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Photos of This Shit
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Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
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Here's Why People Will Always Suck
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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A Review of Your Penis
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Obama Continues to Brag About His New Short Film
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Obama to Meet With Pelicans
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The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
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93% of Women in Stock Photos Exist?
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I Peed in Your Blender
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Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
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Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
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1 Billion People in the World Could Learn a Thing
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
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A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle
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Wolverine Is Not Bono
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The Subtle Art of Air Swimming
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EXPERT: China Is Working on Another Planet Earth
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These Porn Stars Have Weighed in With Their Penises
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8 Tips That'll Make You Say, "No Sh*t, Sherlock"
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Get Ready for Some Reason
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Actually, There Might Be Terrible Shows
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The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
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HIV-Positive Student Secretly Videotapes His Friend's Family Have Meltdowns While Watching "House Hunters"
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Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love With Britney Spears
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30 Famous Actors You Didn't Notice Were Total Crap
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Many Japanese Are Not Computer Generated
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21 Reasons It's Awesome to Exist
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Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
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All KINDS OF Things
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33 GIFs From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten