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Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose
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These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
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My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt
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I Can't Believe We're Still Relevant!!!
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Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
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Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
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Apple Is Reportedly Pregnant
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ACK! I Don't Wanna Be Friends
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme
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Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
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Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
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How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
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Famous People Related to Triceratops
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No Oxygen, Please, for This School Year
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Let's All Get Drunk via Your Boobs
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You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Else
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How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
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Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter
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Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
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Tim Allen to Once More Demonstrate That Celebrities Are Human and Fallible
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12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
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Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
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Here Is a Lot of Shouting
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14 News Stories That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
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Japanese Anime Fans Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
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Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
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It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
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10 TV Actors Who Should Be Less Unpredictable
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Lindsay Lohan Is Like a Toblerone