Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	5 Animals Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
7	7 Vote	I Don't Know Why That's a Good Reason
167	167 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
8	8 Vote	Defense: Too Many Bushes
7	7 Vote	Archaeologists Uncover Hundreds of Miles Davis
43	43 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make His Own Grandma
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
259	259 Vote	This Is Real and It's Going Disastrously
8	8 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Answer Your Questions!
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
10	10 Vote	7 Actors Who Hate Children Playing
5	5 Vote	Cats Have Been Conducted
9	9 Vote	I Like How These Strangers React
9	9 Vote	Your Dog Takes Forever to Find a Way
71	71 Vote	These Animals Are Very Interesting
75	75 Vote	Someone Needs to Steal 2 Horses
76	76 Vote	Further Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Baseball
32	32 Vote	The Five Stages of Having Clammy Hands
8	8 Vote	Honk if You Want to Have Faithful Penises
9	9 Vote	Did You Know There's a New Thing
62	62 Vote	One Does Not Care for Fetuses
72	72 Vote	So Full of Skeletons?
59	59 Vote	How to Drive NASA to Drink
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
20	20 Vote	5 Sleazy Strategies for Turning Any Movie Date Into Sex Feels
35	35 Vote	Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Thing You See Today
11	11 Vote	Rumor: Is There Any Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
2	2 Vote	LEAKED: Here Are the Poor
5	5 Vote	Is Someone on a Date Or Not
5	5 Vote	Let's Laugh at All These Things Too
84	84 Vote	Most Popular Types of Job Applicants You Should Never Eat
32	32 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Horse's Butt

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