Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	A Detailed Look at Living Among Garbage
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
7	7 Vote	The iPad as a TV Show, Just Give Up Already
5	5 Vote	Report: Apple Is Working on My Stupid Tax Forms
8	8 Vote	Did You Get Older
3	3 Vote	The Paleo Diet Is Full of Human Life Developing in the Microwave
4	4 Vote	6 People You Foreclosed On
8	8 Vote	Republicans Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
24	24 Vote	17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
231	231 Vote	Why Do We Need More babies
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
9	9 Vote	How to Get Out Of Bed
23	23 Vote	Ann Coulter Tries to Tell the Truth
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
2	2 Vote	Check Out the Flu Forever
8	8 Vote	How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Bigfoot Erotica
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
5	5 Vote	Having Sex in Movie Theaters
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
2	2 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like Cigarettes
13	13 Vote	Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1

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