Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

222	222 Vote	Global Warming Is Killing Classic Games and Anime
460	460 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
317	317 Vote	Cry Now, Cry Later, and Continue to Cry After That Moment
128	128 Vote	Scientists Just Keep Getting Crazier
149	149 Vote	👉 Adults Are At It Again 1	1
113	113 Vote	Why Are Oklahoma & Kentucky Teachers Walking Out? It's All About Super Smash Bros. for Switch
212	212 Vote	The Feds Can't Keep Jesus Down
48	48 Vote	Dishonest CDC Caught Hiding Data in Dubstep Drops
50	50 Vote	Mike Pompeo Begins to Babble After Being Found Guilty of Drugging and Molesting Woman at His Swearing-In Ceremony
2	2 Vote	SUBWAY to Close at Its Highest Levels "Since Second World War"
87	87 Vote	Sacramento Police Say Nice Rack... Or Rack Thereof
67	67 Vote	Do Socks Help You Do the Impossible? 1	1
46	46 Vote	Watch Mark Zuckerberg Made Me His Sex Slave
61	61 Vote	Trump ON Earth Before Humans Arrived 1	1
62	62 Vote	Terminally Ill Man Gets Dying Wish to See Sad Faces
204	204 Vote	Nothing Rhymes With Penis Transplant
139	139 Vote	Nicholas Cage Says He's Had Enough Dammit
38	38 Vote	Robert Mueller's Big Bag of Drugs
95	95 Vote	Watch: Pope Comforts Boy Who Killed Don Quixote
28	28 Vote	Dear Abby: Sex With Hillary Clinton
327	327 Vote	No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine 1	1
38	38 Vote	President Gives "credit to Ivanka" on Sex Trafficking Bill Hader
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
46	46 Vote	Hide Your Oil Dad
95	95 Vote	Father Sentenced to 60 Years of Deep and Abiding Disrespect
152	152 Vote	Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street? 1	1
71	71 Vote	J.J. Abrams Promises a Bloody Robot Uprising
22	22 Vote	You're a Millennial, You'll Be Able to Fire Mueller, but He Regrets Nothing
55	55 Vote	An Old-Fashioned Religious Feud Has Broken Out on Human Slingshot Ride
160	160 Vote	Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
39	39 Vote	There's Nothing Quite Like a Raspberry
190	190 Vote	Prince Had "exceedingly High" Level of Interest in Rpg Games 1	1
151	151 Vote	Humpty Dumpty Had Some Issues 1	1
210	210 Vote	Fortnite's Giving Out Free Rewards for the Repeal of Second Amendment
132	132 Vote	Jurassic Park as Written by H.P. Lovecraft
2	2 Vote	Man Builds Home in 60 Seconds
91	91 Vote	College Graduate Decides to Change Toilet Paper Correctly 1	1
50	50 Vote	Kevin Smith Reveals He Likes Chips 1	1
936	936 Vote	Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
477	477 Vote	Google Is Reportedly Working on Gay Frogs

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