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Voted Headlines

149	149 Vote	Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
55	55 Vote	Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
8	8 Vote	The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
30	30 Vote	Democrats Ask Boehner to Back Off His Nipples for $158
64	64 Vote	Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Halloween Scares
8	8 Vote	There's a Great Future in 1983
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
8	8 Vote	Piñatas Go to War Over a Meaningless Marijuana Statistic
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Pumped Her Pepsi $$$ Into Coke House
40	40 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
4	4 Vote	Why Aren't We Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
6	6 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Lizard
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Childhood Obesity
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
157	157 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Battle
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
7	7 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Don't Exist
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
141	141 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
4	4 Vote	Catcalled: The Cat Who Wears Tights
4	4 Vote	Bieber & Tyler, the Creator Date Night After Twitter Courtship
7	7 Vote	The World Is a Lie
6	6 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
9	9 Vote	"Multiple Fingers" Severed During High School Prom Photos?
3	3 Vote	Here's Everything Nintendo Would Tell Egypt's Muslim Brotherhhood
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale

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