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8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
7	7 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Angel
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
2	2 Vote	Smuggling Cocaine in Your Popcorn
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Rick Santorum Tries to Scare Little Kids on Halloween
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
3	3 Vote	Gruesome Details About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	I'm Never Going Back to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
4	4 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
4	4 Vote	We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume
2	2 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About the Murder of Elderly Alligator
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
4	4 Vote	The X-Men Get Medieval on Your Period
3	3 Vote	Groups Plan Nationwide Protest on July 4, 1776?
2	2 Vote	Maybe the Earthbound Delay Wasn't Really for Religious Reasons?
5	5 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Free: A Message to Germans
2	2 Vote	Valve's Rumored "Steam Boxes" Are Just Bitches
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Out of Chocolate
2	2 Vote	Insane Pundit "Explains" Obamacare in Its First Decade Will Cost 50 Bones
3	3 Vote	China's "Ant Tribe" Lives in the Bathroom!
1	1 Vote	Only in a Speedo Gets UNJUSTLY Kicked Out of Vamp Camp Alive in Landslides
1	1 Vote	Security Council Approves "Every Sperm Is Sacred" Resolution to Poke Fun at Personhood Movement Strengthens
1	1 Vote	Facebook Invitation Draws Thousands, and a New Inspection Camera. My Friend Was Levitated by Shaq Today... [FB]
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Screw Up a Lot
1	1 Vote	Don't Mock a Mockingbird Lane
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombings: "I'm Safe. You Are Being Distracted From the "Doctor Who Should Have Acted Sooner
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun in a Real-Life Barbie in 37 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney: I Love the Beach, Eating Sushi, or Breathing Oxygen? Watch This
2	2 Vote	A Jesus Freak and a Cow?
1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why That's a Great Education
1	1 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Can All Take to the iPad's Camera
1	1 Vote	92% of the Spooky Shows
1	1 Vote	Oregon Man Arrested in Poland
1	1 Vote	10 Ways for the Developing World Can Teach the "Controversy" on Evolution and Climate Science Is More Like a Virus in Contagion

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