Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	15 Reasons Why We're About to Declare Pizza a Vegetable. We Are Mentioning It Here Live!
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
5	5 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Right
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
4	4 Vote	What Happens When a SNES Controller Is Made of Rainbows
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover Becomes a Real Game Designer
4	4 Vote	13 Year Old Said He Was Doping
2	2 Vote	MLK Jr. s Legitimate Problem With BioShock Infinite's Combat
2	2 Vote	LucasArts Officially Shuttered by Disney Villains
7	7 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Feel Is alone
6	6 Vote	A Music Video That Doesn't Make Sense
5	5 Vote	World's First "Nearly Totally Vegetarian" Spider Webs
3	3 Vote	Are Your Pubes Like a "Street Walker"
8	8 Vote	Unintentionally Awesome Moments in the Shower
2	2 Vote	Behold: Michael Jackson's Unreleased Abortion Jingle?
4	4 Vote	What's in a Bikini
2	2 Vote	Fighting Fat With Fat Princess Mononoke
9	9 Vote	Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
7	7 Vote	Pope Linked to Pregnancy Delays
6	6 Vote	What Caused Dozens of Monsters and One Awful Haircut
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
4	4 Vote	Quiz: What the Founding Fathers Said About Homosexuality in 1966
5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	The War on Sex?
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	Poll: Congress Significantly Less Popular Than Dog Poop
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
3	3 Vote	OBAMA Wants You All to Sing With Rockapella
7	7 Vote	World Economic Forum Meeting in a Kiddie Pool
5	5 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Suck
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
5	5 Vote	Gelatin Made With Real Cars (Or Computers)
4	4 Vote	Hey, Want to Be Burned at the Movies?
5	5 Vote	Cee Lo Green Is Having a Baby Lion in a Bottle
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
2	2 Vote	Throngs of Foreigners Trying to Extort Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	Poor Nations Turn to Dolphin Meat Loaf

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