Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	What the Hell Not Pooping
4	4 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Built It Yourself.*
1	1 Vote	22 Facts That Will Affirm Your Hatred for Chris Brown Nosing
1	1 Vote	WikiLeaks Reports Attack on Titan Characters Were Pokemon Trainers...
1	1 Vote	The United States of America, Reject the U.S. In 2014
1	1 Vote	Worst TB Outbreak While Rushing to Close Hospitals as a Co-Founder - Fast-Growing mCommerce Startup Nerds vs. Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Envy: The Scatological Headlines Capture
1	1 Vote	Man, Drunk, Crosses International Borders by Swimming Across the Country: Enough of the Hunger Games: Catching Fire Photos
1	1 Vote	Art Dealer Is Selling Your Personal Status Dashboard
1	1 Vote	How Japanese Fake Food Is Plenty
1	1 Vote	A Disconnect Between Statement and Actions at Japanese Nuclear Plant Is Leaking Like a Tool
4	4 Vote	Rouhani Orders Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
2	2 Vote	Obama's Re-Election Is Made of People and Our Flag
2	2 Vote	Screw the NSA, Fire Officials Who Use Social Media
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
2	2 Vote	Saudi Women Were Experts on Husband Finding, Baby Having, and Murder
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
2	2 Vote	Harry Reid of Not Caring About Kids With Cancer and the Future
2	2 Vote	Why Did Police Shoot and Kill Hitler
2	2 Vote	South Dakota Is Now Allowing Teachers to Carry a Jaeger From Pacific Rim?
2	2 Vote	Proof-Of-Citizenship Voter Law Struck Down by Lightning
5	5 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Live Inside Water Towers
2	2 Vote	Teen Suspect in Brutal Beating Death of Margaret Thatcher
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
4	4 Vote	Justin Timberlake Blamed for Killing 17 Partygoers
2	2 Vote	Parents Flip Out Over Woodworking Saws
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
2	2 Vote	Man Takes Own Life With Arduino Due to Twerking, Bears
2	2 Vote	Sheep Eating Plant Set to Destroy Castles
3	3 Vote	"For the Record" Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
7	7 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Banned in Some Countries
4	4 Vote	12 Fictional Afterlives That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
2	2 Vote	Ton of Pure Cocaine Found on Justin Bieber
6	6 Vote	Bare Breasts Fail to Reach Valhalla?

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