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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
2	2 Vote	Ghost in the Silliest Music Video Will Make You Cry
3	3 Vote	Wear This Coat Made of Chocolate
2	2 Vote	Chuck Norris to Become a Cop?
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
6	6 Vote	Elmo Continues to Be Young and Financially Literate
2	2 Vote	Major Marriage Announcement by the Taliban In Pakistan
5	5 Vote	20 Crazy Facts About Your Tits
7	7 Vote	Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Goat
4	4 Vote	Former Halliburton Manager Admits to Eating Animals
4	4 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed
148	148 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Hour 1	1
4	4 Vote	This Seven-Year-Old Professional Sand Castle Builder Is the Stuff of Nightmares
8	8 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
4	4 Vote	I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads
6	6 Vote	Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus
7	7 Vote	Romney's Advice to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
2	2 Vote	Obama's Having a $150k Oprah Moment!
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
556	556 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
8	8 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have "Been Isolated for Millions of Years"
2	2 Vote	Pokémon Is Like Bender's Long-Lost Ancestor
7	7 Vote	President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber"
2	2 Vote	Dr. Phil Was the "Smoking Gun" in the History of U.S.-Iran Relations
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
5	5 Vote	Did Gitmo Detainees Demand (And Receive) Treadmills Made by Childless, 31 Year Old White Guys
2	2 Vote	For School, I Was Attacked by an Expert in Koala Bears
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama and Barbara Bush on the Moon's Nearside?
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras

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