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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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White House to Give Up Already
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Get Us Psyched About This Clown Sandwich
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Check Out This Crap
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Watch a Bunch of Deaths
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF***ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF***ing October
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
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Quick Look at THIS CAT
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees