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Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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America Has Been Cancelled
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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It's Time to Make a Space Burrito
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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War Criminal's Burial Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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Porn Star Pinky I Will Stand and Fight for Humanity With This Fucking Pencil
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This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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Bees Are Actually Huge Assholes
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity