Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
8	8 Vote	Rich People Are Actually Huge Assholes
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
7	7 Vote	Cory Booker Flirted With This Fucking Pencil
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
135	135 Vote	Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
8	8 Vote	Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
81	81 Vote	You Must Watch Beyoncé Sing "Halo" With Her Own Ass
132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
9	9 Vote	It's Hard to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
7	7 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Now $99
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1

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