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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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Find Out What to Think
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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You Just Can't Reach the Moon
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Now You Can Make Eggs
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Nintendo Is Still Great at Finding Morons
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Could America Be #1 Again With This Fucking Pencil
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I'd Fuck a Dragon