Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
218	218 Vote	Wall Street Fighter
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
74	74 Vote	Health Care Bears
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
156	156 Vote	Google Is Dead at 44
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
6	6 Vote	Syrian Rebels Use iPads to Play With This Fucking Pencil
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
98	98 Vote	I'm Just a Normal, Everyday Truck
348	348 Vote	What Happened to Me
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2

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