Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
209	209 Vote	Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
74	74 Vote	BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
114	114 Vote	Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
274	274 Vote	THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
171	171 Vote	Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
83	83 Vote	Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How Math Works
245	245 Vote	Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
32	32 Vote	Oh, It's Just Marijuana
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
6	6 Vote	This Toilet Is a Scary, Scary Place
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
77	77 Vote	Should You Be Eddie Murphy

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