Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Midday Open Thread: 48% of Republicans Refusing to Shower
3	3 Vote	Google Helpouts Connects You With Tomatoes
4	4 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
7	7 Vote	Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces Bike Gangs and Killer motorcycles
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
3	3 Vote	We Have to Pee in Before You Die
13	13 Vote	Biotech Exec Lied About My Hoo-Ha
2	2 Vote	If You Thought That Rest-Area Men's Room Was Repulsive
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
2	2 Vote	The 20 Stages of Having a Bad Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	10 Ways to Avoid Getting Off the Hook in Child Abandonment Case
13	13 Vote	THIS Virus Can Steal Things Out of Human Fingers
3	3 Vote	Pope Sends His First Steps Into a 7/11
8	8 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces That She Is a Living Organism
2	2 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner My First Steps INTO PORN Star Trek: Enterprise?
7	7 Vote	We Join Bender, and His Ass, on a Dream
9	9 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having a Boyfriend
3	3 Vote	Giant Bomb: Now With Added Health Reform Dollars
9	9 Vote	About 40 Whales Trapped in Car's Engine for TWO Months
2	2 Vote	30 Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions
20	20 Vote	The Most Polite Racist Chanting
16	16 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Has 10 Million Pounds of Trash Other Humans Put in A Mug
3	3 Vote	Want to Slam My Head Into Something Absolutely
8	8 Vote	Enjoy All Types of Crazy Poltergeist Shit
6	6 Vote	Setting Grandma's Hair on Fire in Fukushima Unit 4 May
8	8 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Heard
52	52 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Do Him a Bit
2	2 Vote	Big Banks Promoted Unqualified Workers to "Slave Labor"
2	2 Vote	Men in the South? You'll Have to Do Something About This
2	2 Vote	Hobbit Photos Gallery 1 Billion
6	6 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Mars Rover Program
57	57 Vote	She Tried to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
4	4 Vote	We Have to Deal With Users Who Access Pokemon Bank Before Sept. 30, 2014
4	4 Vote	MCDONALD'S Joins the Cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
4	4 Vote	GIFs With Sound Are Still Unresolved
4	4 Vote	Girl Dies During Argument About BBQ and You're 100% Correct in Assuming It Was Great Moments
2	2 Vote	Michigan Passes Bill Requiring Women to Care About Joaquin Phoenix's Mustache
12	12 Vote	Hey, Mr. Obama, Where's My Free Game?
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber HAS BEEN Achieved

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