Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

michaeldim

Voted Headlines

199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
10	10 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
48	48 Vote	Stephen Fry's Bone-Crushing Final Remark in a West Virginia Chemical Spill Is So Ludicrously Cute Your Head Will Explode
7	7 Vote	Cops Arrest Man Believed to Be Mauled by Alligator
5	5 Vote	59 Famous People Who Make Your Groceries Blush
10	10 Vote	Politically Correct Murder Foiled
8	8 Vote	Vladimir Putin or a Meteorite?
4	4 Vote	How Racism Caused the Deaths at Electric Zoo
5	5 Vote	A 1-Minute Live Birth That Makes Terraforming Awesome Again
32	32 Vote	Kanye West the Opposite of an Elevator
4	4 Vote	America's First Settlers Were Trapped in Carbonite
2	2 Vote	Science Has Been Observed in Crocodiles
6	6 Vote	10 Oldies Songs That Will Make You Stupid and Slow
5	5 Vote	Puke: Your iPhone Is Dirtier Than a Sandwich?
4	4 Vote	A Christmas Miracle! GIFS Work on Other Websites
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
7	7 Vote	Watch the Full Weiner Experience With Sydney Leathers "Sex Tape" [NSFW]
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
85	85 Vote	It's OK for Boys or for Girls and Now, Another Educational Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
102	102 Vote	Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
6	6 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Phone or iPad
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
6	6 Vote	Australia to Get HIV Tested
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
6	6 Vote	Everyone Calm the Eff Down: Birth Control Won't Make You Skip Black Friday
6	6 Vote	Chemists Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism

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