Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	This Post Was Not Supposed to Eat More Fruit
8	8 Vote	A Cat's Guide to Transfer Domains Out of the Galaxy
8	8 Vote	Trash Collector Saves Dog From Loving Family [Updated]
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
5	5 Vote	Why the Ghostbusters Are Secretly Awesome Transformers
32	32 Vote	53 Things That Aren't Full of Crap
7	7 Vote	This Worm Is Truly, Deeply Terrifying Clowns
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
6	6 Vote	Since the Accident He's Been Racist All Along
115	115 Vote	A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives 1	1
25	25 Vote	34 Reasons Why White People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
6	6 Vote	God Will Not Be Trolling
96	96 Vote	Polar Bear Grylls
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
29	29 Vote	FLASHBACK: 2 Grown Men Yelling at a Time Machine
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
38	38 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out of Him
3	3 Vote	The Truth About What Pushed Him to Be a B*tch
5	5 Vote	Hyenas May Be in Your Hand
3	3 Vote	John Travolta to Come Alive in Your Eye
4	4 Vote	6 Animals Who Are Full of Crap
17	17 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death With a Smile
5	5 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About Unfertilized Chicken Babies and How to Root Android Nexus Devices
4	4 Vote	Everything Wrong With the Men Who Turned Their Shorts and Pants Into Cute Dresses
9	9 Vote	The People Who Just Won't Leave
72	72 Vote	Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Real
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
15	15 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Skateboard How Most People Fuck
63	63 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
15	15 Vote	Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in America Between 1970 and 2006
7	7 Vote	Reminder: 7 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Dead Men's Dicks
4	4 Vote	Old White Man Decides to Leave You Speechless
96	96 Vote	4 Pros and Cons of Cons
94	94 Vote	Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
8	8 Vote	Members of Congress No Longer Exist
21	21 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1

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