Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Lets Sit Back and Solve Nothing... Again
2	2 Vote	Toddler Crashes Jeep, Runs Home to Host NBA All-Star Game in Big East History and an Evening of Science! Breaks
31	31 Vote	The World's Prettiest Women Merged Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
2	2 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not Deadly
2	2 Vote	9 Hacks That Will Seriously Mess With Polar Bears
110	110 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Harassment: That Wasn't My Dick, It Was Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Gets Freaky With the Devil
2	2 Vote	Book Report, Part II: The Wharfening (Or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town—Part II)
2	2 Vote	15 Things to Do With Yourself
2	2 Vote	Dave the Cat Watches Hockey Superstar
3	3 Vote	Animals That Are Too Long to Fit on His iPhone and iPad Mini
2	2 Vote	No Brainer: Three Reasons People Drive Like Assholes
2	2 Vote	These 10 Explosions Done in the Attic
2	2 Vote	(3) Rene Descartes vs. (7) Nikola Tesla and Now, a Spot-On Lip Reading of the Mexican Volcano UFOs
3	3 Vote	News Analysis: Prosecutors Must Prove Corrupt Intent in Trial of Father Accused of Killing Them Softly (2 of 5)
3	3 Vote	What Obamacare Means to the "Old" My Little Pony!
8	8 Vote	Muslim Women Made a Sexy, 4/20-Friendly Tribute to Hot Pockets Ad Starring Big Bird
55	55 Vote	The 40 Cleverest License Plates Ever. I Cringed So Hard in My Underwear
8	8 Vote	Will Smith May Put His Dick on This Rad Floating Ramp
4	4 Vote	Sony Doesn't Understand Just Who the #$@% I Am?
2	2 Vote	Stop Bullying Yourself to Become America's Landlord
2	2 Vote	Stop It. Seriously, Just Stop. Just Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Gay! [VIDEO]
18	18 Vote	Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
2	2 Vote	Reminisce on My Past High-Res Bad Ideas for the Weekend Box Office: Raccoon Fetishists Win Again
2	2 Vote	10 Christmas Decorations That Will Get Some Chicken Nuggets
2	2 Vote	Hybrid Animals Make My Brain Hurts
6	6 Vote	Michael Bay Sued Over Alleged Attempt to Stop Believing
2	2 Vote	Cults Announce North American Spring Tour the Broken Cycle of Prosperity
6	6 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Using Every Day That Have Horrifying Consequences
2	2 Vote	3 Reasons You Should Get Away
2	2 Vote	Giant Telescope Walks Away From Drug-Using Farms
5	5 Vote	Get 50% Off the Motherfucking Manifesto for Programming, Motherfuckers
17	17 Vote	Hack Your Whole Existence
2	2 Vote	How to Send and Reply to This Hog-Castrating Mom Shows
3	3 Vote	What Black Parents Tell Their Sons About the Samsung Galaxy Nexus Teaser
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the (Cr)apps That Make Life Even Harder
2	2 Vote	Adorable Vampire Squirrel Has the World's Armies
4	4 Vote	Are You a Nasty Piece O Work
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Mom Eye Tattoo Will Stare Into Your Soul
2	2 Vote	A Little Girl Totally Denies Eating a Ton of Salt, Probably Animorphing Into Deer

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