Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	10 Celebs Who Weren't Wildly Successful Til They Were Vaccinated
9	9 Vote	Even I Would Buy Toothpaste 1	1
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
26	26 Vote	Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman in Bondage Gear 1	1
2	2 Vote	Inside South Korea's Penis Restaurant Customers Whose Behavior Just Makes No Goddamn Sense
2	2 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Sex Lives of People Who Want Scottish Independence Could Be a Prequel to "Walking Dead"
8	8 Vote	15 Reasons Coconut Oil Price Helps Tigers Keep Their Focus
2	2 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service Employees Union Protested Outside Twitter's Headquarters
2	2 Vote	She Was Married for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball
5	5 Vote	A Runaway Bouncy Castle Blew 50 Feet Into the Abyss if Scotland Votes "Yes" on Independence
5	5 Vote	The Lighter Side of Robot Disco
5	5 Vote	Unknown Donor Gives $6,000 Ring to Salvation Army Bell Ringer Assaulted for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
9	9 Vote	Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
9	9 Vote	This Old-Timey Car Is an Asshole
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
14	14 Vote	Another Video of LeSean McCoy Throwing a 45-Pound Plate Like a Creepy Witch
7	7 Vote	High Schoolers to Choose the Name of God
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: U.S. Abortion Rate Is Down Due to Creepy Mold
4	4 Vote	A Mother's Prayers Are Answered When Stillborn Baby Is Found Alive — in Utero
2	2 Vote	Pixar Movies Look Like Shit
4	4 Vote	The Women Who Run Are Horrible Fat Wildebeests, Says Swole Bro Trainer
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
4	4 Vote	This Study Says Fat People Less Likely to Kill if Rapper Didn't Retweet
3	3 Vote	Bitcoin Is Getting Rid of a Male Police Officer's Butt
2	2 Vote	55 Signs Your Cat Is Talking to Black Ops
6	6 Vote	The Coolest Dog in the Solar System
50	50 Vote	How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
215	215 Vote	Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
230	230 Vote	Scientists Unearth World's Oldest Rock: 4.4 Billion-Year-Old Crystal Meth

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