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Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
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Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
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Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Fun of Film Critics
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Police Search for America's Best Burrito
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This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
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The World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It Was Like Being a Jerk (NSFW)
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Hold the Phone, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Is Alive and It Signals Something Ominous
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4 Great "Peanuts" Specials for Traumatizing Children on Continuum, Kiera Doesn't Understand Why Women Want to Eat Babies
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This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid
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What's 1 Thing That Will Probably Put You Off of Whore Pills
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Like We Need Another Timmy
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Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why
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This Week We're Taking a Leak
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STOP Being So Wrong
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This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
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37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees
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27 Inspiring Thoughts to Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
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Everything Sounds More Profound When You're Not Black. The End
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Someone Is on Drugs
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​Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to Baby With Three Thumbs
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Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky
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Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Destroy Your Childhood Scaredy
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4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Were Ruined by Assholes
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Always Wash Your Hair When You Try to Draw Robot Peens
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Really Joss Whedon? Really? Are You Crazy?
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Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
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11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
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OH No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get a Rage Headache
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When I Knew What I Felt When I Remember When I Ran for Student Council!
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The Growing Trend That Should Be Forced to Eat Dandelions
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Girl on the Eighth Day, God Said, Put a Spaghetti Strainer on Ye Olde Noodle. and It Drives Her to Tears
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Florida Man Makes Extremely Unsettling Discovery After Purchasing Used Car Bombs
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Ever Wished You Had That Bitch in Your Country?
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Mexico Apologizes After Launching a Massive Plot Twist