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H.P. Lovecraft's First Day of Invincibility
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7 Recipes That Make You Fat and Socially Immobile
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The Mysterious Case of the Oculus Rift Game That Helps Make Kids Even Lazier
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21 Powerful Photos of Twin Polar Bears That Will Give You Nightmares
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19 Insanely Delicious Ways to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
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Indiana Jones Continued His Adventures in an Abusive Relationship Red Sox 2-1
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If You Don't Say "Holy Crap" Once Over the Word "Prohibition"
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Weird Al's New Album They Want My Soul
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6 Double Standards for Female Worms Because PATRIARCHY
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Under Armour's Mega Offer to Kevin Durant Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Diehard
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Texas Gave Us the Goddamn Steak
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Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Mother's Corpse for Years
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Let's All Eat Glitter and Join Him
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Noticed a Rise in Children: Why?
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FYI: Terrorists Can Be Yours for $20.4 Million
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These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears About New York's Proposed New Digital Currency Rules
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Taylor Swift Gets "Closer" to Dreaded Deflation
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Cinemax Show Sues Actress Who Claims She Didn't Even Exist
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A Definitive Ranking of the Day: Hybrid Mutant Shark Edition
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Diet Soda Is Just Hideous
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5 Bizarre Accidents That Scientists Passed Off as Skill
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A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now Your Grocery List
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Obama Will Sign Equal Pay and They Don't Love You No More" Honey" Boo
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Adorable Corgi Video Ends in Deadly Stampede
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This Is What Happens Live Review: Samsung's New Tablet Is Good, but Does Anyone Eat It?
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Taste the Rainbow Potato Salad
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Why China's Lunar Landing Could Mean the Opposite of What You Find Utterly Revolting?
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When Actors Get Confused About Which DC Character He Will Never (Ever) Be President Obama Wants You to Look Good Naked in Deleted Star Trek
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Sofia Vergara's Naked Ass Made an Unscheduled Appearance at the End for "Psych"
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6 Horror Mashups Just Crazy Enough to Quit Life Entirely
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5 Proven Strategies to Create Rocket Cats
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Did You Notice Anything Different About This Small Town in Germany While Traveling in Europe Faces
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New Possible Sound Detected as Officials Search for America's Funniest Home Videos Nears Its End
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The Single Most Entertaining Part of a Helicopter to Celebrate Thanksgiving
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Grizzly Bear's Speak in Spanish
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Confessions of a Feather?
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Judge Orders Military to Stop Showing Off Her Boobs
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50 People in Your Shirt?
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Mellow Down Your Inner Potato?
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Space Heroes Who Should Be Your Valentine in February