Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	I Really Like Apples! 5	5
246	246 Vote	Jesus Is a Console Gamer 1	1
1867	1867 Vote	It BEGINS: Lesbians Are Now in Effect 3	3
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
560	560 Vote	Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate 1	1
141	141 Vote	Florida Failed to Give a F**k
101	101 Vote	China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm 1	1
133	133 Vote	Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches 1	1
111	111 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Boy Becomes Youngest Person to Die
262	262 Vote	Can't Sleep? Let Bob Ross Help You Excel at Microsoft Excel 1	1
141	141 Vote	Apple's New USB Security Feature Has a Gun 1	1
669	669 Vote	Man Dies After Being a Failure 1	1
149	149 Vote	7,000 Tigers Living in California Under False Identity
282	282 Vote	Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode 4	4
251	251 Vote	Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet 2	2
76	76 Vote	Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework 2	2
81	81 Vote	Canada Can Do Anything 1	1
167	167 Vote	Stupid Sunlight Is Ruining GAMING Moments 2	2
334	334 Vote	America Has Always Been a Sham. Always.
137	137 Vote	We Run This: Celebrate Women in Rap With the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Iran Nuke Deal
80	80 Vote	If Only Hillary Had Won . . . While Twerking LIVESTREAM!!
184	184 Vote	Yodeling Boy Just Released From Prison, Will Tell His Story
57	57 Vote	Live Like a d*ck
98	98 Vote	The War on the Way I Love Pussy
33	33 Vote	Democrats Push to Change the Name to "Watching You Fap"
190	190 Vote	Judge Rules She Can Bang Me Anytime
78	78 Vote	I Just Licked My Own Thoughts
112	112 Vote	In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
165	165 Vote	Can We Discuss the Episode of "Friends" Where Ross Tries to Burn American Flag
107	107 Vote	Scientists "Miserable" After World's Oldest-Known Spider Dies in Rehab Facility
49	49 Vote	Lawyer Who Was Denied the Luxury of Being a Selfish Jerk
83	83 Vote	Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce 1	1
49	49 Vote	How Prom Fashion Has Evolved From Dinosaurs
75	75 Vote	10 Millennials Share How They Make Sex Noises
122	122 Vote	Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
331	331 Vote	How to Kill Me? Death
102	102 Vote	Some People Are Winning and Some Are Losing Elections
110	110 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember to Pee Into Bottles

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