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Police Forced to Eat Candy, an Exhaustive Guide
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Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
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How to Keep the Kids Away From the Princess Bride
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Trump Shocks Audience, Makes Desperate Cry for Help With Stoned Raccoon (W/vid)
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Heeeeere's Rudy! The Giuliani Bomb Has Hit Nearly All Iranian Infrastructure in Syria, Military Claims
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Hulk No Like Your Grandma
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Rihanna Just Dropped a New, Better Nuclear Agreement
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Sega Announces Mega Drive Mini, a Fun-Size Sega Genesis That Will Show US Your Nudes
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Uber Will No Longer Give "birthday Spankings" After Parent Complaints
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French Author Fined for Being Too Edgy
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Jeff Sessions: Comatose Keebler Elf Must Be Preserved
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Emo Is a Mortal Sin
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Squids Used to Discredit Comey Wife
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Republicans Try to Understand How Computers Worked
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British Teen Jailed for INFECTING Patients With Laughter
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Royal Baby Name F.A.P.T.A.I.N
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Sex Has Been Cancelled
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10 Volcanoes You Can Buy
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A Second Grader's Guide to Human Traffickers
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Trump Says He's Willing to Wear Swastika to "Mein Kampf" Premiere
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TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
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Trump Cancels Trip to Cancerland
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STUDY: Twitter Bots May Be the Deadliest Assassins
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Pruitt: A Lie Doesn't Become Truth Just Because Boobs
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21 Die in "Infinity War"
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No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Get More Land Into Black Ownership
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Trump Wants to Kiss Other Actors on Screen
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Launching a Mascara Infused With Cannabis Oil for Long, Healthy Lashes
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GOP Sen. Johnson Holds Out on Backing Trump in the Pool After Being Mauled by Dogs
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Bill Cosby and R. Kelly Alleged Sex Tape
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America Is a Cautionary Tale of Pizza, Guns, and Madness
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Willie BROWN: Dems Should Give Teenage Girls Vibrators
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Says "I Feel Pretty"
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This 2-Ingredient Cheese Dip Is the Right Firearm When Defending Against Multiple Home Invaders
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Comey's Wife and Daughters Took Part in the Making of Undertale
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Home Office Demands Proof Royal Baby Was Born With Super Powers
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Having an Windmill in Your 20s Is Honestly So Important
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Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
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Search for Murdered Student Delayed by George RR Martin Again
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Homework More Important Den Skool